Sunday 13 March 2022

Vegan Vampires

 Hi All,

Despite all the hatred and bad things they say, Vampires are actually an advanced race of humanoids who evolved on Earth and eventually left it to carve out an empire amongst the galaxies of the universe an empire which eventually broke up and today their domains are rules by various ‘Vampire Lords’ in a feudal hierarchy . The whole condemnation of Vampires by humans stems from the fact they are Hematophagies, that is their primary food source is (human) blood.

 When  the bulk of Earth descended Vampires  left  Earth, they took as much of their ‘livestock’ with them and today the majority of the population is what we term the  ethical Vampire, who will only buy ‘free range’ and ‘organic’  blood in the supermarkets, as they’ve given up the mass bred and put humans in industrial pens and cages of  ‘barn’ and ‘battery’ blood. There are also a small, but vocal minority of  liberal- progressive “vegan Vampires” who maintain that their science is perfectly capable of producing synthetic blood for all Vampires (true) but the mentality of your average Vampire on the Clapham omnibus is that if society went all out to the vegan option it would result in the mass slaughter of humans as ‘we can’t really have them in the house as pets’ and that Vegan Vampires were ‘using their politics to dictate everyone else’s dietary choices’. 

 Humans under Vampire rule, are in fact extremely well treated with excellent and free healthcare and most live to over 100, with a Parish level of self government . The key thing for the local magistrate is to organised ‘blood quotas’ and to ensure a levy of soldiers for warfare, the downside is that human societies are deliberately retarded to that of an educational level Earth civilisation between the 11th and 17th Centuries (depending on how ‘progressive’ the local Lord happened to be).

Vampires see Earth, whose societies are beginning to explore the universe with a sort of fear and contempt, because a Vampiric worldview is to see Earther humans as ‘wild, untamed savages’, examples include how badly humans treat themselves to the lack of technological progress. Nonetheless there are a few Vampire dynasties that still claim ancestral property on Earth and there are also a tiny minority of progressives that have tried to overcome their prejudices and treat humans as equals.

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