Friday 18 March 2022

The Artificial world order

 Hi All,

The 'Van Helsing' Memo : 

The wars are ended and the old world order is gone : with America retreating from her global role as hyperpower, that leaves those who are left to fill the void and create an ‘artificial’ great power system. In short order next to the United Kingdom,  that is China, Russia, The European Allianz, Japan and India. In the next six months to a year, we can expect Russia, Japan and India to ally together against China. Given European-Russian hostility it is natural that Europe will in return ally with China. Like the decades before world war one, we will therefore have two competing power blocs who will try and dominate the globe, but unlike the ‘cold war’ it will not be on the shoulders of two powers alone .

In light of this we should consider British policy and do what we have always done. Therefore...It should be the policy of Her Majesty’s government not to join either bloc, but to make sure that both sides are in equilibrium to each other and that a global balance of power is maintained. This is traditional British foreign policy, dating from time immemorial and there is little need to change this strategy now. None of us in this neutral camp should ever wish to see a return to the days of sole super and or hyper powers, in any event it is the opinion of the EISS that we would be able to prevail against both of these power blocs in the event of a conflict, given our extensive  military, technological and alliance predominance.

The other matter to which we must contemplate is the fantasy that America herself will descend into civil war. This is utter nonsense! The American Eagle is simply exhausted from her overextension and when push comes to shove the ‘Cultural Wars’ will eventually be settled by the true British values that were the seeds of the founding of the American Republic, the British  (& Dutch) and therefore the ancient progenitor of the United States of America must -however frustrating it is to watch- be as a parent to an 16 to 19 year old teenager at this critical juncture . Once her period of recouperation and teenage angst  is over, America  will return as powerful as ever.

We must also prepare for this event and be ready to welcome her back into interstellar society when she has finished licking her external -and internal- wounds. It would be a fantasy to suggest that America would ever abandon her foolish decision to become an independent state, but it should be a hope that one day our cousins will come to their senses and like the prodigal son come back to the Commonwealth fold.   It is the opinion of The EISS that America will face a ‘Chechnya’ moment in respect of the Mormon State of Utah, but after Salt Lake City suffers the same fate as Grozny, the ‘Mormons’ will become an elite division of the US armed forces.

The other challenge to the Continental US is to psychologically concede that Alaska is an independent state : after Benjamin Disraeli gave ‘two fingers’ to William H Steward in 1867 and provided a counter bid to Russia and successfully bought the territory , Alaska became a self governing  Dominion under the British Crown, in the same vein as Canada or Australia. That America sees Alaska the same way as France did Alsace -Lorraine between 1871 and 1914 is unfortunate : she is not only part of the Commonwealth 21, but that our allies on Mars view Alaska as a holy place equivalent to Canterbury, Mecca, Vatican and Jerusalem. Should America ever attempt to take Alaska by force, then that would be a catastrophe of epic proportions, given the likely Martian reaction,  not only  because of our Alliance under the Treaty of Woking and Article 5,  but that Mars is allied to arguably the three hyper powers of the entire universe  Svinge, Nachash and  The infamous Byzantines.

The other matter of note is that of the 157 American territories spread across the solar system and 11 systems. Whilst half of these were founded by private or Federal funds for Citizens, the rest are designated for criminals, ‘illegals’, refugees, ‘welfare addicts’ and economic migrants, which could easily result in a ‘slave’ revolt.

This situation must be carefully monitored and our red lines indicated to the next occupant of the White House will be- even if 3 months after the election this isn’t clear yet.

Yours Abraham Van Helsing  , Director -General ,EISSUK (Extraordinary Intelligence Security Service of the United Kingdom)

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