Sunday 4 August 2019

If we get a second referendum...

Hi All,

If leave won.

The vote was so close, but in the end 50.8% had voted to leave (again), this despite the full backing against leave and for remain , of the media and the London elite - even the BBC had dropped its official commitment to impartiality.. 

e.g.

there were documentaries liking post brexit London to Beirut or Mogadishu, wherein the UK population would revert to eating dogs, cats and rats.  According to the shadow home Secretary and backed up by experts , there would be 1 billion unemployed (out of  a total population  of 64 million).  Inflation would be 6  quadrillion percent an hour, the NHS would be sold to Amazon and Fox hunting would be made legal. Pensioners would be euthanized , students sold into slavery and people dying in the streets due to lack of medicine, clean running water and no food. 

The climate would be affected by Brexit, with the average temperature to rise to 100 degrees centigrade , people would literally boil in the streets (not houses, as every one would be homeless and house prices would crash to cardboard box levels)  and dolphins, whales , the coral reefs would-be destroyed on day one of brexit. It would be that bad the earth would change orbit and crash into the sun. That wouldn't be before something worse than the ten plagues of Egypt and nuclear warfare. Of course it was noted brexit would cause world war 3, world war 4 and an alien invasion .

Any one supporting leave was branded a xenophobic  racist,helpfully confirmed by the President of Turkey (which had recently joined the EU, as along with Libya). The election authorities refused to let leave campaign unless headed by remainer.  

The second vote was called by Prime Minister Heidi Allen and her deputy Jo Swinson , after the Boris government fell in a vote of no confidence and a remain coalition took charge. Rory Stewart, Tom Watson, Yvette Cooper , Oliver Letwin and Dominic Grieve were all in the cabinet. John Bercow became both  the leader of the house, Chief Whip and Speaker. How he managed to dart from the dispatch box to the speaker's chair was talk of Westminster.

Following the results :

 *remainers began another campaign for a third referendum and parliament voted for another extension.  A month of national mourning was called for.

*The SNP calls for another Scottish independence referendum

*Ireland says Ulster should reunite with the republic to "honour the good Friday agreement" or it was darkly muttered they d be a return of the troubles.

*in a cupboard somewhere in the home counties a vicar's daughter kept repeatedly saying "brexit means brexit" 


100 years later :  the 51st vote on leaving the EU was held. Leave won.... another extension was granted until the 52nd vote could be held.

If remain won....

The remain media and political class said they'd be no more referendums. They condemned any one who wanted a rerun as not respecting democracy and a bigoted , homophobic, Islamophobic, racist, far right, gammon, Trump supporter .

The SNP calls for a second Indy Ref 

Ireland says Ulster should reunite with the republic to "honour the good Friday agreement" or it was darkly muttered they d be a return of the troubles, even as the UK was about to revoke article 50.

The remain parliament begins discussion on whether only remainers can vote.



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