Wednesday 17 January 2018

UCS

Hi All,

University College Snowflake, Connecticut, USA, planet Earth. Present day.

The social justice warriors were out in force at the University campus.  He had to be sacked.

'One has to say this is giving into mob rule my dear Dean of faculty'

' I understand Hank , but the faculty board has decided to terminate your stay here and you'll be recalled to the University of Cambridge with immediate effect'.

'Henry. But you know this is how Rome fell... Oh very well if that's what you American  chaps want, one will go. Although it was never quite clear to me how incorporating alternative gender, women's with white fascist privilege studies and physics, astronomy and astrophysics would work'.

' Well the first set you mentioned are real academic studies  that our students can understand. The second set. Well they're just too abstract and complex , too challenging for the average student. This could trigger anyone of them into a meltdown ;you know having ideas and concepts there aren't used to dealing with. Besides which they get their scientific knowledge from blogging atheist super stars who know more about the universe than you scientists'.

'Sounds bonkers'

'Welcome to University College , Snowflake'


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