Thursday, 6 September 2018

The insanity of socialism run mad is not just a threat to British Jews

Hi All,

I guess people may think we were going to discuss the recent travails on Labour and its NEC elections. The thing is I have already said what I wanted to say (or rather rant) about in previous posts. There was also a report in the Jewish Chronicle that says a survey indicates about 2/5s of Jews would leave or consider leaving if Corbyn came to power. I don't know if I'd be one of them ,  although 2 out of my 6 siblings have already left for Israel, but that's the level that we've got to and it's a disgrace. It isn't *just * Corbyn, who is now a figurehead for a much wider and broader section within Labour - the hard or far left- that have successfully infiltrated Labour since his election win. The old social democratic, liberal tradition of the labour party being 'Methodists, rather than Marxists' has gone.

The real worry is not that Corbyn will win, but that whoever takes over is likely to be as or more extreme, not just on Israel, but matters closer to voters hearts, the bread and butter issues such as taxes, spending and the role and power of the state. Usually our British political culture shuns extremes and the centre of gravity is always centre to centre right (ALL Labour governments have only got into power when accepting a centre- right platform).  However the politics of today is different and with Brexit (as former Governor Lord King noted) being cocked up by the Conservative Party, who knows what will happen when new elections are called. And we know the hard left is not this fluffy sentimental, hugging tree types, but vicious , ruthless and hardnosed about setting up their utopias and they don't care who they kill or murder in doing so. Look at very far left regime and you will see it.

Let's use current examples :

1. Venezuela

A country with one of the largest reserves of crude oil on the planet. It should be a fairly rich, middle income country. But what happened? Mad far leftists took charge and have screwed the country. Elections still take place, but they are nothing other than a sham, with political opponents arrested and beaten up. It has suffered from hyper -inflation , some 1,000,000% per year, so much so that they weigh notes, rather than count them in order to buy- if it is even possible - bread and coffee.

2. Cuba

A socialist paradise, but how many people try and flee it each year in order to get to Florida. Again a country which produces a luxury item- cigars - which could along with tourism provide the basis of a viable economy. Yet the country is set in a 1960s timewarp because they can't import modern cars or medicines. Enough said.

3. Zimbabwe

A country similar to Venezuela, in so much as it has a lot of natural resources and was at one time a massive agricultural producer. What happened? A leftist dictatorship took over and began in the name of this odious creed,  adopting stated legislated racism and  theft of property, in this case farm land (because the farmers were a minority of the population).  The country went through a similar hyper inflation period to Venezuela, because what socialist ideologues don't understand is that you can't just thieve people's property and put anyone to work on the land , as modern farming  requires skills and experience . We could add South Africa to this list as they are also pursuing  property theft against their minority farmers in the name of justice and equality. They should and I bet of course they do know, what happened to their neighbours in Zimbabwe.

What was that famous quote from Einstein about repeating the same mistake twice? Well in the far left's case they've repeated it dozens and hundreds of times. But it still doesn't stop them. We should also mention the USSR, Cambodia, Eastern Europe (Romania for example where the socialist decided that the economy would boom if it forced people to have dozens of children or China wherein the state adopted the opposite policy) , other socialist African states, Peronism in Argentine.  Everywhere the far left takes control it ends up increasing inequality, poverty, death, hunger and the decline of the general wellbeing. What does humanity fall for such a load of stupidity every time?!

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Thursday, 30 August 2018

About time

Hi All,

With Frank Field resigning from Labour  due to ' the antisemitism row', finally we have a lefty with decency and principle - yes there's a lot of them -  who is willing to stand up to the infiltrators in the moderate centre left....

When will the rest go? 

Monday, 27 August 2018

13 principles of faith

Hi All,

Jews don't have a sort of creed to be 'rattled off ', but the nearest thing we do have to a creed is the Rambam's  13 principles of faith.

 These are :
  • G-d exists
  • G-d is one and unique
  • G-d is incorporeal
  • G-d is eternal
  • Prayer is to be directed to G-d alone and to no other
  • The words of the prophets are true
  • Moses' prophecies are true, and Moses was the greatest of the prophets
  • The Written Torah (first 5 books of the Bible) and Oral Torah (teachings now contained in the Talmud and other writings) were given to Moses
  • There will be no other Torah
  • G-d knows the thoughts and deeds of men
  • G-d will reward the good and punish the wicked
  • The Messiah will come
  • The dead will be resurrected

Corbyn vs Messiah

Hi All,

The latest and most terrifying 'dog whistle' stuff from Comrade Corbyn which makes us patriotic British Jews tremble at the thought that this man is ONE election away from power  :

“One is they don’t want to study history, and secondly, having lived in this country for a very long time, probably all of their lives, they don’t understand English irony either.”


EXCUSE ME : I AM A JEW AND A ZIONIST. I WAS BORN IN YORKSHIRE AND HAVE A BLOODY YORKSHIRE ACCENT : MY PARTNER HAS A GEORDIE ACCENT! YET THIS MAN SAYS WE DO NO GET HISTORY OR IRONY. OH WE GET HISTORY.  WE GET IRONY. I WAS RAISED BY A GENTILE UNCLE AND JEWISH GRANDPARENTS BECAUSE MY MUM DIED GIVING BIRTH TO ME AND MY TWIN AND MY DAD DIED SHORTLY AFTER. I AM JEWISH BUT ALSO ENGLISH, BRITISH , DESPITE BEING A 'DARKIE JEW' ,HAVING OLIVE SKIN AND DARK CURLY HAIR.  I READ PHYSICS AND ASTROPHYSICS AT TWO GREAT BRITISH UNIVERSITIES. I HELP TO RUN FAMILY BUSINESSES AND STARTED SEVERAL OF MY OWN. ALL OF MY FAMILY ARE ENTREPRENEURIAL AND OR ARE EDUCATED TO DEGREE LEVEL OR ABOVE. I GET ENGLISH IRONY. US JEWS ARE KNOWN FOR IRONY AND OUR SENSE OF HUMOUR.  I AM FED UP OF THE MOMENTUM FANATICS AND CORBYN WORSHIPPERS ATTACKING MY COMMUNITY - WHICH IS BOTH CONSERVATIVE AND SOCIAL DEMOCRATIC - WE ARE JEWS. BRITISH JEWS AND PROUD OF THAT FACT.  WE HAVE ALL , ONE WAY OR ANOTHER, FLED PERSECUTION AND FOUNDED A NEW LIFE IN THIS GREAT ISLAND COUNTRY. WHY, WHY DO YOU HATE AND ATTACK A MINORITY OF PEOPLE WHO MAKE UP 1% OF THE THE 63,00,000 PEOPLE WHO LIVE HERE, BUT WHO MAKE UP COUNTLESS ACADEMICS, MERCHANTS, BUSINESS PEOPLE, TECH GUYS ETC ETC ETC ?!?!  WHY DO I FEEL SINCE YOU AND YOUR CRONIES TOOK POWER IN THE LABOUR PARTY THAT I HAVE TO LOOK OVER MY SHOULDER OR ASK MYSELF : DO I BELONG IN THE COUNTRY THAT I WAS BORN?! IS THIS HOW MY GRANDPARENTS FELT ? IS THAT WHY THEY HAD A FULL  SUITCASE UNDER THEIR BED  AND GOLD /SWISS FRANCS STUFFED UP THEIR CHIMNEY AND UNDER THE CARPETS ? HAS SO CALLED LIBERAL BRITAIN COME TO THE POINT THAT EVERYONE IS WELCOME BUT US JEWS ?!




Should we as Jews flee people he gets into power or stay like we did in Germany and Iraq, in 1932 and 1940,only to suffer terrible fates?  THE IRAQI JEWISH COMMUNITY HAD BEEN IN EXISTENCE FOR 2,500 YEARS. IT WAS DESTROYED IN 10. THE BRITISH JEWISH COMMUNITY HAS LASTED FOR 400..... SO  YOU CAN SEE I HOPE OUR PERSPECTIVE ...



But then I believe with perfect faith in the coming of the Messiah; and though he tarry, I will wait daily for his coming:




When Messiah comes the whole earth will acknowledge the G-d of Abraham, Issaac and Jacob, the God of our Holy Torah and the one and only God and there shall be peace on earth .

From Isaiah:  


And the  many nations  shall go and say: 'Come ye, and let us go up to the mountain of the L-RD, To the house of the G-d of Jacob; And He will teach us of His ways, And we will walk in His paths.' For out of Zion shall go forth the Torah and the word of the L-RD from Jerusalem.'


I believe with perfect faith in the coming of the Messiah; and though he tarry, I will wait daily for his coming

Amen





Saturday, 25 August 2018

Martian Language sounds like ....

Hi All,


Some people have asked me what the Martian language sounds like, so my thought is it sounds like French and Welsh , i.e.  what I call "sing song -y "....

I thought of this :



Thursday, 16 August 2018

Princess rap battle

Hi All,

Relevant  to appreciating this is if you've watched Harry Potter as well as the Hunger Games.


Mrs T rocks

Hi All,

Unlike the current pitiful, treacherous,   robot- android of a Prime  Minister, Mrs T knew what she stood for and fought for it. For example in 1982, when Fascist Argentina invaded the Falklands Mrs T decided to mobilise the entire British Fleet to retake British sovereign territory. This was because the Falklands is as British as Ely or Bristol or Cornwall , it was irrelevant that it is thousands of miles away from the British home islands, just like Hawaii and Alaska are a part of America , so too are the Falklands to Britain.





Wednesday, 15 August 2018

Martian food rules

Hi all,

There are three golden rules to Martian food and cooking :

1. It has to be 😎§⇯ڠד👆 or Q'usher .  The Martian script is basically hieroglyphs which  combine logographic, syllabic and alphabetic elements, but unfortunately when rendered to English this writing results in gibberish. Thankfully a delegation of Earth Rabbis asked if the food was kosher and following dialogue both sides understood that they had various food laws given to them by God ( the Marian religion is also monotheistic) . Because Martians confused the pronunciation of K with Q , so Queen becomes Kween and King , Qwing. Interestingly these are also the transliterations for homosexual gay men and women.  Anyways  they used a Q for Kosher and use this in transliteration ; in short Q'usher is a long list of things that Martians can and cannot eat according to their religious texts. 

2.  Food is sub divided by flavour, taste and smell . Collectively this is Nahar,  Rebar and Khushoo.  Often these will,  like Newton's law , result in food that produces a reaction for every equal and opposite reaction. 

3. The DUM classification .  This stands for Distroo , Uistroo and Mistroo ;  quick , medium and long with pubs and restaurants doing either or all types.  It refers to how long food takes to prepare and cook.  Generally D food takes up to 30 minutes, U food 31  to 59 minutes and M food 60 plus minutes.

There are 6  mealtimes for Martians , organised around the time of day  for prayers [ transliteration of course,  you see "first contact"   with  Martians  was made by the British circa 1963 . The Martian system of government is an Imperial + Parliamentary  Theonomy ,  in which prayers and meals go together, so they assumed that the church of England was similar , having seats in the House of Lords and so used  what they thought was  the Anglican  equivalent ]   :

1. Mattins 4 to 9.00
2.  Elevenzes 11 to noon
3. Tiffin Luncheon Noon to 14.30
4. Vespers Tea 15.00  to  19 .00
5. Evensong 20.00 to 23.30
6. Compline Peach 00.00  to 01.30

Tuesday, 14 August 2018

Never been one for Pride Marches

Hi All,

I've been really been one for gay pride marches. I'm unashamedly Jewish and lesbian with a magnificent Sephardi heritage.  Yet I really don't see the need to go on a pride march advertising these things, they just are, rather than being something to boast about to others . But  I suppose if I were to list my reasons for not bothering with such :

1. They're full of exhibitionists, almost nudists without any thought than someone else might not want to look at a 50 year old man in a  spandex codpiece  , and my most radical moment was the first time I put on Jeans, as Jewish women are brought up to dress modestly in public  and not to wear clothing of the opposite sex (so the more Orthodox you are, the longer your dress and the greater the likelihood you cover your arms and have tights on even in the summer).

2. It isn't really gay pride anymore, as in gay men and lesbian women, but  a whole host of others who've jumped on the bandwagon. So it rather defeats the point of gay pride when you have transgendered, bisexuals and many other parts of what has know become an alphabet soup of LGBTQWERTY.

3. They take place during Shabbat

4. The very fact that gay people are now accepted in society means we don't need them. In fact if we are to be inclusive, then we don't need gay pride marches as they are exclusive and not inclusive.

5. They make me feel embarrassed and uncomfortable and I don't think they represent all gay and lesbian people, just the loud shouty ones who think they speak for all gay people.

6. They're too loud for my tastes

7.  I and Sarah have a broad spectrum of friends, some of whom would be uncomfortable in such a place. We don't want to make our friends uncomfortable and besides which we have friends from all different communities, religions and sexualities. It is far cooler to enjoy the company of all your friends. The same goes with our family.

8. I also have British cultural heritage and the stiff upper lip when it comes to talking about sex and sexuality in public. Hence one of our rules about discussing our sex life on this blog and how lesbians make love or whether we use vibrators, strap ons or just  fingers and tongues etc.

9. It's in the public street. I think beach parties and the like are more appropriate because they are on private property and not in a place where others could be easily offended.

10.  We are not prudish or Taliban type Jews either .

For example I've been to the Eilat festival a couple of times, which includes belly dancing :





And of course belly dancing is part of Sephardim culture :


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