Tuesday, 19 November 2019

All we need to know

Hi All,

Lol !


We cannot afford to let a raving socialist, Israel hater ,   antisemitic apologist  and terrorist apologist anywhere near 10 Downing Street.

As the Jewish Chronicle front page said:



Link here.


To my mind someone who supports the disastrous socialist regimes of Cuba and Venezuela, who calls Hamas- whose charter wishes to exterminate Jews-  "friends" - and who hates the great/ special/ essential alliance with our  true friends and allies  in  the United States of America is utterly unfit to be Her Majesty's Prime Minister and First Lord of the Treasury.

It's got to be Boris:


Monday, 18 November 2019

Periodic table

Hi All ,

Does everyone know their periodic table?

If not  here's a song :


Thursday, 7 November 2019

Food for a birthday party

Dudes

It's the wife birthday Sunday.  My thoughts are the following for food courses for the birthday party   :

1)Olives and bread
Black and green olives with rustic bread , drizzled with olive oil

2) Chicken liver Pate 
Chopped chicken liver , sauteed with garlic and onion , served with toast and chutney

3) Oeuf Poché Meurette
Classical French cuisine with a twist:Poached egg in red wine sauce, baby onions , shallots , mushroom pate , turkey bacon  and toast.

4a) Chraime 
Sea bream, carrots, onion,  cooked in a hot spicy chilli tomato based  Jewish north African sauce ( think madras or vindaloo for spice strength)

Or

4b) Fish and chips
Hand battered  fried cod , chips (not fries!) , mushy peas,  your choice of sauce .

4c) Lamb Tagine
Lamb shank, apricots, honey, almonds , garlic , shallots, cooked for hours in a traditional tagine.

Or vegetarian 

Mixed leaf  salad with your choice of 
Salmon
Halloumi fries (it's a Greek rubbery cheese , best friend) 
Mushrooms
Hard boiled Eggs


Or Some recycled cardboard  and Vegetables (i.e. vegan / extinction rebellion  option) 

Okay salad it is you whinging c#nts.

5) Mint and Mellon
Mint on a bed of Chopped cubes of yellow and water  melon 

6) Champagne sorbet
Exactly wit it says

7) Cigars, cigarettes and brandy 
'Nough said 

What do you folks think? Is my Sous Chef up to the challenge?

Tuesday, 5 November 2019

Blockage issue

Dudes,

Had a problem with the toilets , the problem was a massive blockage :


Thursday, 31 October 2019

Thursday, 17 October 2019

Trump go!

Hi All,

Trump betrayed the Kurds!

Bastard, coward,  narcissist ,dishonourable .... I'm being nice !

Apparently Isis will "ONLY"  go to"europe"...

They didn't "help" in wwii.... (eh?)

But they did sacrifice 11,000 warriors and countless thousands of civilians to stop Isis.

Anyways...

Who's next under the bus for this shalllow, bullying, vain ,ludicrous man!? 

UK?
Israel?
Saudi?
Japan?
South Korea?
Canada?
Australia?

Any other U.S. allied nation?

A man who will not keep his word is a man not worth the while of  respect. 




Tuesday, 8 October 2019

Yom Kippur

Hi All,

Tonight is the start of the holiest day in the Jewish calender:

Loser's consent

This is a simple concept that has hitherto been taken for granted, that in democracies political parties can win and loose power. The loosing party gracefully hands power to the other without any qualms and heads into opposition waiting for the chance to win power agsun. In Britain we even have what is called the Salisbury convention, which was agreed in the 1940s, stating that the house of lords wouldn't try to bloc government legislation , providing it had been in the winning party's manifesto and thus been subjected to democratic approval. I am sure that the reader can see what would happen if this broke down , as the only way to regime change would be a coup or violence , rather than democracy. Losers consent is part of the mortar which holds democracy together.

Unfortunately in the EU referendum one side, the side that lost , simply refused to accept or consent to the result. In fact it was worse than this and they've carried on for three years testing and trying every single way to halt and stop brexit by any and every means necessary. They've simply ignored a result they don't like and give self serving reasons to ignore it , such as people didn't know what they were voting for or that people were lied to , as if a year long campaign hadn't happened, with a vast amount of debate and readily accessible information (Ireland and the back stop never being mentioned by the remain side).  What's even worse was that a general election was held in 2017  and all of the Labour and Conservative MPs were elected on manifesto commitments to uphold the referendum result. Yet as soon as they took their seats, half of them decided to ignore their own manifesto which they were elected on. Thus a double ignore of their own voters. The attitude seemed to be:

1). They're xenophobic, but stupid , so we can ignore them and in five years they'll still vote for us
2). In my safe seat we weigh the votes not count them. They're so tribal , a cat with a blue or red Rosetta would be elected. So we can ignore them.
3). I'm an MP, so self important I can do what I want.

So there isn't a constitutional crisis. It is a crisis of one side refusing to accept a vote and all of the issues of the past few years come from that .  One only hopes that this isn't infectious and starts to catch on to general elections. Then democracy is definitely dead. If it isn't already.


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