But, what of the Roswell GREYs?

 Hi All, 

One of the things my time line has to deal with is that of the Grey aliens or the Roswell Greys, the archytpe  of 'an alien'. According to UFO/Conspiracy theorists  these guys crashed down to Earth in 1947, in what is called the 'Roswell incident', apparently because they were 'investigating' the only nuclear capabable bomber squadron in the world. Their home world is Zeta Ritculia and have apparently been aiding the USA in 'Area 51' ever since.

In actual fact there are a variety of different grey aliens, just like there are a variety of different human races , but suffice to say that none of them gave a 'f*ck' about nukes. In actual fact the whole incident was a mistake: they were undergraduates (Zeta Ritculan society is one giant Collegiate University) off for boffin week, which meant  a 'punting' Star Ship race in search of the nearest illicit drug, which to this particular species is the chilli. And they were aiming for Rothwell Northamptonshire, not Roswell, New Mexico. In actual fact our  alien undergraudates plan was to visit Holy Trinity Church in Rothwell Northamptonshire, England, to nick a few of the skulls and bones from its well stocked Ossuary for their michlmas term essay, then head North to Leicester for what humans call 'a curry'. Alas one starship did end up in Roswell, with all hands killed and the other did end up in Rothwell, but their time drive was faulty by about 60 years,  wherein they were found by the local Parson and Verger. Asking what they were doing they meekly replied they were after a 'Curry', which they mistook for 'K'hari' and hence that has been their English name ever since and did agree to help the British on a 'special project' in return for a few chillis...