A police state?

Hi All,

To the tune of "every step you make"

"Every step you take 
Every shop you make 
Every pasta bake
 Every Jaffa Cake 
We’ll be watching you

 Every run you fake
 Every ill-advised fag break
 Every Twirl or Flake
 Every Salt ‘n’ Shake 
We’ll be watching you 

Oh, can’t you please
Not go out in threes 
Groups of more than two
And we’ll arrest you

Every dog walk 
We’ll watch you like a hawk 
Every shop-bound stroll 
For your fags, booze & toilet roll
 We’ll be watching you 

Seriously, please just stay the hell indoors
Unless it’s for one of these truly essential cause"