Time for some voting

Hi All,

Remember to vote tomorrow if your local council is up for election. In the meantime here's a song :

Javid :
Come gather ‘round Leadsom,Hunt, Boris and Gove,
It’s time to get packin’ we must hit the Conservative election road!
There’s Brexit and Austerity and bad mortgage loans,

Hammond:
And our legacy needs savin’!

Javid:
So forget she’s a jackass who’s accident prone,

All:
Oh, it’s time for some votin’

Theresa May:
Old party friends you think it is time for me to say “au revoir’
We failed to extinguish Boris rising star!

Philip May:
You were so close on the withdrawal agreement my darlin’, Alas, no cigar…

All:
And now their tune isn't changin’!

Theresa May:
we'll still be in the EU in four years; heck it ain’t all that far!

All:
Oh, it’s time for some votin’

Farage:
Gather conservatives lend me a hand,
Unless you want this commie Corbyn in command!
All:
Now the EU needs containin’!

Chuka:
Gosh I’m so tired of divisive exchange,
And I got one or two things to say about change,
Like the change we must change to the change we hold dear

But really we're just old Blairites who want to overturn the referendum result
I really like change; have I made myself clear?

All:
So he’ll talk about change till you’re deaf in the ear!

Corbyn:

Time to vote for Labour: now the party would make Lennin, Troksky and Stalin so proud, for the many but not the  Jew Zionist, sorry but the Jew   Zionists they're not allowed

All:
British subjects gather from both far and near,
For a ritual we practice every year
When we promise you anything you want to hear
To win the crown we’re chasin’
We spend millions of pounds to make our points clear,
To get you to step up and cast your vote here
Then we spin you around, stick your council tax up,
remove your local services , in short poke you in the rear!
Oh, it’s time for some votin’!
Yes, it’s time for some votin’!