How oppressed are you?

Dudes,

Check out this "intersectionality" test to see how oppressed you are according to lefty bull shit.

As the site helpfully explains:

You may have heard of intersectionality - "the theory that the overlap of various social identities, such as race, gender, and sexuality, define your level of systemic oppression" - but don't know how to compare your oppression with others. Now, you can!

Simply adjust the sliders below according to your identity factors to see your intersectionality score.
https://intersectionalityscore.com/?from=g_keywords&keyword=racism&adposition=1o1&source=google&device=t&ad=2

I get a score of 36!

I am more privileged than 40% of others!

Spag ol

Dudes,

Now this one is easy....  and vegetarian ( but not alas "vegan". Not to worry. In the next couple of years one suspects we'll all be forced to be vegan thanks to the eco warriors).

Ingredients
Onion
Garlic cloves
Black pitted olives
Pasta spaghetti
Peas
Cherry tomatoes
Tim of tomatoes
Tomato puree
Cheese
Olive oil
Peas

Method

Boil water and add spaghetti .

In pan , add olive oil and fry the garlic then onion for four minutes.

Add the tomatoes, then the tin of tomatoes . After a minute add a tablespoon of tomato puree.

Season

Add the olives.

Stir

Leave for five

Drain pasta.

Divide the sauce onto two plates.

Add pasta as well.

Put some cheese on top.

Finished.

Shabbat Shalom

Hi All,

Shabbat Shalom!

Open thread as usual 😃🔯

Coup attempt latest

Hi All,

Well quite:

If Satan agreed to stop brexit...

Hi All,

The left are in meltdown in respect who will lead a remainer "national unity" coalition , after they've done their coup d'état: parliamentary votes: some  want a liberal centralitst , but the hard left insist "only" a Corbyn led government on a "temporary" basis will do. 

Yet we all know that to give that man and his fanatics will propel the UK into a second dark age. Certainly us Jews will be seen as the "Zionist enemy" and be betrayed  as such , whilst  inflation will be like Venezuela and Rhodesia, civil liberties will be curtailed and Christians will equally persecuted under such a socialist regime as we've seen in Pol Pot, chairman Mao, Stalin and Ceaușescu , : Washington , New Delhi and Jerusalem will be out. Havana, Caracas, Tehran , Damascus, Buenos Ares  and Pyongyang will be in. 

But if Satan promises to end Brexit and govern temporarily  form a people's revolutionary command council and dictatorship off the proletariat 

What will the Arch Remainers do?  

Did Eve not take the Apple?  After the serpent's soft song?

And look how that turned out!

So far the liberals and labour moderate social democratic liberal types have distanced themselves. But apparently Conservative rebels- yes so called Conservatives (Von Papens)  - seem to be more agreeable to a communist takeover of the UK than they do Brexit!. So do the nationalist SNP and PC .So to stop the democratic decision of the British people ,  they're all  prepared to put a socialist /communist  government  in power which would destroy OUR FANTASTIC nation.

We can survive Brexit. 

WE CANNOT SURVIVE a rabid socialist  Labour pary in power. 

NOT for a SECOND.

G-d help us all if they ever get to power and let us pray the serpent doesn't tempt them as he did Eve in the garden of Eden.

Caption contest

Hi All,

LOL? What is his holiness / successor to the Jewish fishermen doing ?

Dead man's chest

Hi All,

A pirate song£

P.S.: I could think of alternative lyrics re brexit🍺😓😱

Thought for today

Hi All,

Who wants to lead the remain coup?

Hi all, 

The plotting on how to prevent brexit has reached feverish levels. The latest idea is that the remainers overthrow the government to stop a disastrous "no deal" ( in reality these people want to stop brexit entirety). But who will lead this coup and form a "national remainer unity government?" 

Polly suggested Margaret Beckett, others Rory Stewart. Yesterday green MP Caroline Lucas called on the top ten women to form a female only cabinet (notice cis and no ethnic minorities , plus no men . How progressive and woke). Lucas decries brexit as a coup by a minority of "right-wing libertarians"; I guess that's why a counter coup led by a party with 1 MP is necessary. The guardian even speculated who could be in the cabinet,  but I'm disappointed Greta Thunberg and Gina Miller aren't getting a mention, given the gravity of the situation.

Needless to say Jeremy as Corbyn isn't happy about this and says he should lead the unity coalition. In true socialist fashion this apparently means getting a taxi to Buckingham palace to tell the Queen "we're in charge".

There's also the "constitutional crisis" meme. In fact it isn't any thing like. It's just that the losing side in a referendum held three years ago simply can't accept they lost. They've been campaigning ever since to stop brexit. They've been destroying precedent , using arcane and obscure parliamentary procedure to prevent it.

 Yet when Brexiters suggest proroguing parliament it was considered an outrageous suggestion that required further parliamentary machinations by remainers. In fact if they hadn't been on such manoeuvres they'd be no constitutional crisis , the gov could get on with brexit as per the previous overwhelming vote in the house and as voted on by the people of this country.

But who could lead the remain coup?  

Over to you.

Brexit derangement syndrome

Hi All,

The conversations you have with ultra remoaners( often white upper middle class and smug i.e. leavers are stupid , were conned, are xenophobic  etc vs the virtuous liberal remain  ) :

remoaner: No one voted for No Deal you d*******!”

Me: “Then how did No Deal become the law of the land?”

remoaner"Er …… but the ballot paper did not mention No Deal d*******!”

Me: “The ballot paper just said ‘Leave the European Union’ it did not say ‘Leave the European Union with a Withdrawal Agreement’ 

Remoaner: “So who the f*** gets to decide how we leave!”

Me: “Obviously, the current elected government”

Remoaner: f****** fascists! f*** another referendum, We should revoke Article 50 by any means necessary!” The referendum was a con/ scam anyway. You were all fooled !

Me: 1)" I recall project fear and every one of us listening to debates and news from various media outlets. Everyone knew about leaving. Given project fear, it is surprising ;  No one mentioned the Irish border, which is just an EU invented excuse to cause problems, willed on by a nationalist Dublin government looking to annex Ulster . 

2)“By any means necessary? Isn’t that something a fascist would do?” didn't we have questions general election in which the main parties pledged to honour the referendum?

Remoaner: “f*** you! You racist, xenophobic p****!”

Me: “My family is of Iraqi Jewish and Irish origin”

Remoaner:“You f****** uncle tom! You are not welcome here you stupid Zionist Jew!” leavers are fascists , Nazis , worst than fascists!!

Me: “Isn’t that racist?”

Remoaner: “You are against the free movement of people you fu*king moron! You are a hypocrite, a racist, Zionist , xenophobic, fascist, homophobic c  a*******!”

Me:"1) I'm a lesbian "

Me: 2) “I believe in the free movement of people from England, Scotland, Wales, Northern Ireland, the rest of the UK and the Republic of Ireland. In addition, I want a healthy amount of top talent immigration from the rest of the world. I am also open to the idea of having the free movement of people from Canada, Australia and New Zealand”

Remoaner : “Er …… fascist ! Uncle Tom twice over!" The EU brought peace to Europe!"

Me: 1)“You only believe in the free movement of people from the 28 members of the EU. Over 90% of the human race lives outside the EU. If you think I am racist and xenophobic because I only believe in the free movement of people from a select group of countries, then you must be racist and xenophobic because you only believe in the free movement of people from a select group of countries that pay a membership fee to the EU”

2) Americans , both their money and military have created peace in Europe. Especially, the cold war. Then after,  when Europe failed in Yugoslavia .  It's backyard.

Remoaner :“Er …… F*** YOU!” fascist !

My Lord the port is with you

Hi All,

A short clip from a fantastic film. Plus a might have had a few glasses myself ....

Offended by our Queen?!

Hi all,

Apparently a civil servant was "offended"  by a portrait of Her Majesty....  and allegedly got £10,000 compensation.

Huh?

I simply don't get this and I don't get the itv having someone on to explain it's "all about colonialism" or not being "representative of modern Britain".

The British Empire finished in the 1950s. What a tired old record!

In any event I'm a product of said empire and think Britain is a wonderful  place and Her Majesty an absolute radiant star.

God save the Queen !!

Picard

Hi all,

Can't wait!

If we get a second referendum...

Hi All,

If leave won.

The vote was so close, but in the end 50.8% had voted to leave (again), this despite the full backing against leave and for remain , of the media and the London elite - even the BBC had dropped its official commitment to impartiality.. 

e.g.

there were documentaries liking post brexit London to Beirut or Mogadishu, wherein the UK population would revert to eating dogs, cats and rats.  According to the shadow home Secretary and backed up by experts , there would be 1 billion unemployed (out of  a total population  of 64 million).  Inflation would be 6  quadrillion percent an hour, the NHS would be sold to Amazon and Fox hunting would be made legal. Pensioners would be euthanized , students sold into slavery and people dying in the streets due to lack of medicine, clean running water and no food. 

The climate would be affected by Brexit, with the average temperature to rise to 100 degrees centigrade , people would literally boil in the streets (not houses, as every one would be homeless and house prices would crash to cardboard box levels)  and dolphins, whales , the coral reefs would-be destroyed on day one of brexit. It would be that bad the earth would change orbit and crash into the sun. That wouldn't be before something worse than the ten plagues of Egypt and nuclear warfare. Of course it was noted brexit would cause world war 3, world war 4 and an alien invasion .

Any one supporting leave was branded a xenophobic  racist,helpfully confirmed by the President of Turkey (which had recently joined the EU, as along with Libya). The election authorities refused to let leave campaign unless headed by remainer.  

The second vote was called by Prime Minister Heidi Allen and her deputy Jo Swinson , after the Boris government fell in a vote of no confidence and a remain coalition took charge. Rory Stewart, Tom Watson, Yvette Cooper , Oliver Letwin and Dominic Grieve were all in the cabinet. John Bercow became both  the leader of the house, Chief Whip and Speaker. How he managed to dart from the dispatch box to the speaker's chair was talk of Westminster.

Following the results :

 *remainers began another campaign for a third referendum and parliament voted for another extension.  A month of national mourning was called for.

*The SNP calls for another Scottish independence referendum

*Ireland says Ulster should reunite with the republic to "honour the good Friday agreement" or it was darkly muttered they d be a return of the troubles.

*in a cupboard somewhere in the home counties a vicar's daughter kept repeatedly saying "brexit means brexit" 

100 years later :  the 51st vote on leaving the EU was held. Leave won.... another extension was granted until the 52nd vote could be held.

If remain won....

The remain media and political class said they'd be no more referendums. They condemned any one who wanted a rerun as not respecting democracy and a bigoted , homophobic, Islamophobic, racist, far right, gammon, Trump supporter .

The SNP calls for a second Indy Ref 

Ireland says Ulster should reunite with the republic to "honour the good Friday agreement" or it was darkly muttered they d be a return of the troubles, even as the UK was about to revoke article 50.

The remain parliament begins discussion on whether only remainers can vote.

Shabbat Shalom!

Hi All,

Open thread as usual!

Spot the difference

Hi All,