I find your lack of socialism disturbing

Dudes,

The transcript of the meeting Corbyn walked out of:


Chukka: And what of the Brexit Rebellion? If the Brexiters have obtained a complete technical readout of the People's Vote, it is possible — however unlikely — that they might find a weakness and exploit it.

Darth Cornyn: The plans you refer to will soon be back in our hands.

Chukka :  Any attack made by the  Brexiters against this Parliament would be a useless gesture, no matter what legal advise they've obtained. This Parliament will stop brexit and  is now  backed by Speaker Bercow,  the ultimate power of the procedural motions ! I suggest we use him.


Darth Corbyn: : Don't be too proud of this Parliamentary farce  you've constructed. The ability to destroy a Brexit  is insignificant next to the power of  socialism.

Chukka : Don't try to frighten us with your socialist  ways, Comrade Corbyn . [Corbyn  walks toward Chukka then slowly raises his hand] Your sad devotion to that ancient religion has not helped you conjure up a people voter or given you clairvoyance enough to find the ERG ' hidden Commitee Roo–– [grasps his throat as if he is being choked]

Darth Corbyn : I find your lack of socialism ... disturbing.

Shabbat Shalom!

Hi All,

Still suffering from a post Purim hangover?

Shabbat Shalom!

Heaven for Jews ONLY= Bollocks

Dudes,

In Judaism, you  don't need to be a Jew or convert to Judaism to be favoured by God. There are 7 laws (Sheva Mitzvot B'nei Noach),  which God says are binding for all of humanity, from the books of Genesis  :

1) Don't commit Idolatry ( worship idols) or avodah zarah
2) Don't blaspheme (curse) God or qilelat ha-shem
3) Don't commit murder  or shefikhut damim
4) Do not commit adultery(cheating)  or gilui arayot
5) Don't stea or l orha-gezel
6) Don't eat the flesh of a live animal eber min ha-hayy
7) Do form courts of justice ( the rule of law) or denim


So when I'm dead I except to see you gentile pagans and then be resurrected by the power of the living G-d !


NOTE :  THE SMALL PRINT SAYS ,IT'S UP TO GOD  TO BE THE FINAL ARIBTER AND JUDGE !

Baruch Hashem!

A song of the svinge

Hi All,

King Fak El Fak of the Svinge

In 1900, when the drum sound called, The galaxy called to the Martian City of Angels for the war of  55 million years. The flames blazed up to the sky, death dragging his course demanding. He moved through the city of angels for  destroying the holy temple of 55 million years! The rebellion of dark forces, dragged in the firelight of the nights, Through the big  city burned. And it became the drum, To the song of the city of angels for a war of 55 million years.

There were 11 nations, solid and without rank,  fought together , for 55 million years. Their flags wafted in the wind, With no false pride and exuberance, their pride made them brave,  to face the war 55 million years long! And as they fate, in danger and not connected, they resisted in the enemy, each one for his country. And they fought and defied them, a great superiority. And it became the drum, To the song of the city of angels for  55 million years.

Then there were only four nations left: the Svinge, the Koobe, the Oncinvar and the Angels  named Bahar. Emperor Ester of the red planet : King Fak of the Svinge,  Chancellor Redi of Onconvar,  Priest King Solomon of the Koobe,  meet to discuss the final battle

They brought the great sacrifice. The battle was intensely fought . The universe was free. but the  sacrifice must always be recalled by you.

Message from guy

We're going to remain after all

Hi All,

I've more or less reconciled myself to the fact that we won't be leaving the EU any time soon... here's an opening scenario : 

It had been an extraordinary 24 hours in British politics.  After  months of campaigning the strangely titled  "people's vote"-  a more accurate description would have been  "the elite's vote"- you know like all those old Soviet states that had the prefix "democratic/ People's republic"!   had won. We were going to remain in the EU after all. 90% of the voters had chosen remain against 10% for Prime Minister Theresa June's exit deal, leave without a deal was conspicuously absent from the ballot.  Only 50% of voters had turned out on a snowy December day . But now remain fanatics were crowing about the will of the people - forgetting that in the 2016  referendum they had argued only 38% of people had voted leave and thus that should be ignored. 

 The EU had in March graciously allowed a years extension, so the new government could set its sights on formally repelling article 50, much to the relief of Germany and the Netherlands. Secretly the French were outraged as they knew that Britain would veto their version of Europe as France. 

 Teresa June had resigned as Prime Minister  and as in 1894 and 1963 , the establishment managed to convince the Queen to appoint their choice as Prime Minister, before a ballot of Conservative MPs and then party members took place. Unlike 1894 or 1963 , the new Prime Minister wasn't a Scottish conservative- Whig aristocrat or male.  But like Theresa June , Jade Mudd , had been Home Secretary.  

Standing outside Downing Street , Mudd declared that the days of "xenophobia and bigotry"  were over . Unilaterally tearing up the Conservative party's agreement with the Ulster Unionist DUP , she announced instead that she had agreed an alliance with the TIGGERs , those dozen or so ex conservative and labour MPs who had resigned from their prospective parties,  and invited them into government. In fact they'd make up half the Cabinet. This reminded one astute observer that it was like the Lloyd George government of 1918-1922, wherein liberals and social democrats dominated the top spots, but reliant on their positions via a restive Conservative party. 

 But it was what the establishment wanted and what they wanted was what they got....

A polite notice for Parliament

Dudes ,

As our grandparents and great uncles would say:

Shabbat Shalom!

Open thread

We've been Busy.

But as Arnie says

We'll be BACK!

Enough is enough

Dudes,

Honour
Loyalty
Warriors

One for thought

Hi All